I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he shaved USA in his pubs
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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