Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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