I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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