So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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