Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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