i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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