absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
my poor anus
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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