quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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