I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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