you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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