Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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