Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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