at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So much rum. So many feels.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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