P.S. I can't hear my feet
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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