The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
honey bunches of taint.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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