I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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