Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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