Your face is a jimmy john
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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