2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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