Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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