Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just gargled with NyQuil
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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