The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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