As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
thus making me awesome and them whores
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
