you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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