i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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