Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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