He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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