just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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