You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
