I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm at about main and main street
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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