I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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