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• (646): View more from New York

  So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.

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• (415): View more from California

  Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.

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• (562): View more from California

  So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice

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• (518): View more from New York

  she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night

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