Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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