If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
