As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's rum buckets o'clock
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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