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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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