i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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