But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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