I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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