I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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