I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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