I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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