2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She even gives head with a lisp.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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