If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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