why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he was CRYING into my vagina
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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