Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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