He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
jump out the window naked night went bad
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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