i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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