We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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