I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
D3 body, D1 cock
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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