You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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