1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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